Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.
Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
you’ve really gotta hand it to short people
because we usually can’t reach it anyways