fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

you know why.

thesassiestsamwinchester:

what this scene tells me is that literally all Voldemort had to do was just switch out some of Neville’s plants to kill Harry

Meaning all Moody had to do was give Neville the wrong plant, because Moody was the fucking plant dealer and also a Death Eater.

No FUCK he wasn’t was he. He just gave Neville the book, and then Neville stole it from the Potions lab. My bad.

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Anonymous said: You should be president.

yayasmeen:

laliceinbeautifulsoup:

yayasmeen:

I was the Senior and Sophomore Class President, and like held titles in eight of the fifteen clubs I was in during my senior year (varying from secretary to VP to Pres) in high school, if that counts for anything?

holy mother of extracurricular accomplishments O_O

It got to the point where I was actually banned from joining any more clubs by my ASB Activities Director ahahaha

Congrats on getting into every college on the planet, when you run for president I will vote for you.